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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda, via highsydni)

ruinedchildhood:

unclefather:

i’m not fuckin around u lil bitch put it back

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FREE MY NIGGA POOKIE!

(Source: bionicbunny, via suziquila)

utabay:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON 

(Source: onlylolgifs, via stimulatingvisionary)

proxecto:

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

^

(Source: pilotstwentyone, via yourbadhairday)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via tortillah)

lizthefangirl:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

can i have detention 

(Source: micdotcom, via stimulatingvisionary)

You know Nicki has pushed Anaconda back another week too........wonder why?☕️

Asked by whoremoji

husssel:

yo-step-daddy:

20daysofjune:

husssel:

She knew that Azealia came to slay!

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azealia’s song is repetitive and boring tho

image sounds familiar #yourlife

lol it was good. but i mean it wasnt all that though LOL

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

(Source: dramaisthenewblack, via cumsock)